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workitawff:

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

I always thought my obsession with lipstick meant something, hehe
kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

“Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…”
JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
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sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.
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drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry